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A
partnership in
a prestigious,
white shoe Boston
law firm is,
without
question, what
every young lawyer
aspires to, right?
Weston resident
David Schmahmann
questions that
commonly held
wisdom as he
skillfully weaves
an irony-tinged
story that is
part legal thriller,
part love story,
and part satirical
comedy. Schmahmann’s
second novel,
Nibble & Kuhn (Academy Chicago,
2009), provides
an allegorical
romp through
the hallowed
halls of Boston’s
law community
with Derek Dover,
a young litigation
attorney, caught
between a rock
and a couple
of hard places.
Up for partnership,
Derek has two
problems: a no-win
lawsuit dumped
on him by a senior
partner and a
no-win relationship
with an appealing
but unavailable
colleague. On
top of that,
his firm, Nibble & Kuhn,
is changing
its image, “re-branding” itself,
and planning
a move into flashy
new quarters,
all of which
is unsettling
to Derek.
David
Schmahmann is uniquely
positioned to write
about the law, lawyers,
and law firms. A
partner in a Boston
law firm for over
twenty-five years,
he realized from
the time he was
a young boy in Durbin,
South Africa that
he wanted to be
two things: a writer
and a lawyer. Although
his love for writing
obviously stayed
the course, Schmahmann
never considered
choosing any profession
other than law.
His mother, a lecturer
in political science
who once ran for
South Africa’s
parliament, had
a cadre of friends,
many of whom were
lawyers. From early
childhood Schmahmann
was mesmerized by
this group of adults
and thought they
were the most interesting,
articulate, and
enlightened people
he had ever been
around. He wanted
to be like them
and couldn’t
wait for the day
he would become
a lawyer. Fulfilling
what he saw as his
destiny, after graduating
from Dartmouth College,
he enrolled at Cornell
Law School where
he subsequently
received a law degree.
Schmahmann,
the award-winning
author of Empire
Settings, a poignant
account of race,
class, and illicit
love in apartheid
era South Africa,
chooses a much less
serious topic for
his second novel.
In writing this
insider’s
view of a big corporate
law firm, he manages
to make the greed
and pretension that
run rampant at the
pompous Nibble & Kuhn
seem wickedly funny.
Let’s
admit it—everybody
loves an opportunity
to laugh at those
bombastic individuals
who take themselves
way too seriously,
not to mention make
our lives a living
hell. Schmahmann
helps us do this,
but he does much
more.
Nibble & Kuhn is set in Boston
and includes references
to a western suburb,
Wellesley to be
exact. Most of the
action takes place
in Boston except
for the occasions
when Derek gives
Maria Parma, his
romantic interest,
a ride home from
work. Approaching
her Cliff Road residence
in Wellesley, Maria
invariably insists
that he drop her
off down the street.
Her parents, apparently
old world types,
don’t
know she is involved
with Derek since
she is informally
engaged to a family
friend in Spain.
Although Maria privately
professes her love
for Derek, she digs
in her heels when
pushed to actually
commit. It’s
complicated.
Derek’s
bleak personal life
can only be eclipsed
by an even bleaker
professional situation.
The magic moment
is finally in sight
for Derek. The diligent
young attorney has
paid his dues and
is a mere six months
away from what he
hopes will be an
offer for partnership
in the venerable
firm. With the exception
of his complicated
office romance with
Maria (and maybe
at least one more
office tryst of
the “What
were you thinking?” variety),
Derek has tried
to play by the rules.
Just when he thinks
he is about to be
rewarded for his
efforts, he is saddled
with an impossible,
high-visibility
environmental lawsuit.
Although the case
has already been
bungled on every
level, Derek has
no choice other
than to take it.
With little help
and even fewer resources,
Derek arranges for
Maria to assist
him on the case,
a move that escalates
the tension in both
their personal and
professional lives.
As the preparation
for the case gets
more and more difficult,
Derek is racked
with paranoia (with
good reason) that
he has been set
up for failure by
the powers that
be within the firm.
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Simultaneously,
the firm is busy
re-branding itself
from a staid Boston
institution to a
slick, pretentious
operation replete
with secretaries
who have secretaries
and opulent, though
unsubstantial new
quarters. As a disgruntled
partner and eventual
ally shares with
Derek, the whole
place is “fiberglass
dressed up to look
like granite,” and
art that is “garbage
embellished to fake
pedigree.” Misery
loves company and
there is plenty
for all as Nibble & Kuhn’s
push for a new image
comes amidst a sinking
economy; suddenly
the secretaries
are gone and, heaven
forbid, the most
senior of the partners
are seen in the
firm’s
library trying to
cut costs and staff
by doing research
themselves—via
reference books!
Are they even computer
literate? We’re
not sure. What we
are pretty sure
of is that Nibble
and Kuhn needs money,
lots of it, and
they need Derek
to somehow win this
un-winnable case
or to at least end
it as quickly and
cheaply as possible.
Depressed
about work, romance,
and human nature,
Derek perseveres
to an unexpected
outcome in both
law and love. Readers
will laugh until
they hurt and gasp
in disbelief at
the courtroom scenes
that unfold as Derek
takes this un-winnable
case to trial. Although
it may help to have
a legal background
to understand some
of the humor, even
novices will appreciate
Schmahmann’s
storytelling skills
in laying out the
outlandish and unexpected
lead up to the novel’s
ending.
David
Schmahmann takes
us into the world
of big law in a
cumbersome Boston
firm, gives us a
close look under
the hood, and offers
more than a few
chuckles. He has
written a fast paced,
colorful narrative
that ultimately
says everything
about what he values
in his own life.
The father of two
young daughters,
he now prioritizes
his time to spend
several hours each
day with his family.
Far from the agenda
of his conflict-filled
days as a corporate
law partner, Schmahmann
says there are three
things that take
precedence over
everything else
now: his wife and
children, his family,
and his friends.
From the looks of
the adoring crowd
of well-wishers
at Schmahmann’s
recent reading at
Barnes & Noble
in the Prudential
Center, Derek Dover
would do well to
imitate him. Nibble & Kuhn is an enjoyable
read that works
to simultaneously
entertain us while
hitting us smack
in the face with
themes of liberation
and meaning in our
own lives—subjects
for which we can
all give pause.
David
Schmahmann continues
to practice law
but decidedly not
in a Nibble & Kuhn
manner. Empire
Settings, his first novel,
won the John Gardner
Book Award. His
third novel, Ivory
from Paradise, described
as a “companion” rather
than a “sequel” to
Empire Settings,
will be in bookstores
in fall 2010.
For
more information,
visit David’s
Web site at www.davidschmahmann.com.
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